I am as sick as I can ever remember??? Can't even sleep, and I want to work at The Historical Eastern State Penitentiary for my role as a dead janitor at Terror Behind The Walls. This is the most fun I've had at a job since working for The 76ers, just hope I feel better for Tuesday's Haunt.
RAW opens with Teddy Long! Teddy used to ref for Jim Crockett, and made a career in the business without ever being an active wrestler. Nice guy too. When I introduced him to my daughter, he asked her about school and shit that a normal guy would.
Anyway he bring down his team from The Smackdown show that nobody watches. He first gets in Michael Cole's face, and disconnects the gimmick computer commish...Team consists of Big Show (whose movie knucklehead looks funny, but i am high on nyquill) Edge, Dos Caras Jr. aka Alberto Del Rios who did shootfighting prior, but I think blows as the mexican JBL,Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger (fresh off Kidd Chris show appearance), Tyler Rex (good prospect who got repackaged), and Rey Mysterio.
Miz (The new Jericho apparently) comes out with Alex Riley, and does a shitty promo for him introducing his squad C.M.Punk (not blonde as I'd heard, but brown), John Morrison, Santino Marella, Returning powerhouse who can't work Ezekial Jackson, and Sheamus.
An all way brawl breaks out, and I'm typing this going, " What The Fuck Do I Watch These X-Box playing kids for? " Raw pulls out (coincidentally my way of safe sex) and Show challenges Miz.
You know what, WWE blows right now or I'm getting too old? I am deleting this garbage off my DVR.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Rasslin catch up for my millions of fans!
It would be great and more entertaining to detail my real life, but unfortunately it's in a transitional period. The translation is my $$$ sucks Giant Cock right now, and I DON'T wanna go back to the thug life.
Anyway, segment by segment isn't gonna happen, as I'm going by memory.
Saw Hell In The Cell, and really loved it other than The Taker vs Kane deal. Paul Bearer actually "popped me," on the prior Smackdown, so I thought the two grizzled vets would produce. They did not! I don't know what the lighted urn, heel turn shit was supposed to look like, but it came across as High School gym shit.
Swagger vs Edge was solid. But The Mexican JBL Alberto Del Rios just bothers me. Not in a good way either. I'm guessing it's Dos Caras Jr. (?) as I don't read the sheets anymore, but he's flat as a fucking pancake. If it broadens their audience in hispanic countries, then cool. As far as American TV, he really is a channel changer at this point.
Miz, Morrison, and Bryan did well to open. Three totally different wrestlers, but all seem to genuinely love the business. Good to see Bryan go over clean. Kudos to Miz.
I remember Bryan had a shaved bald head, and appeared muscular. I wish he'd go back to that, as he's seriously got a charisma problem.
Orton vs Sheamus was good. Orton is over as hell, but less people watching, you have to look at who's on top.
The Highlight was the UNTHINKABLE! John Cena loses to Wade Barrett ( with help from Mike Rotundo & Curt Hennig's sons ) to be forced to join Nexus. I guess Otunga can move to Chicago. Very good booking.
I think the only thing I'm forgetting is Laycool in a no contest with Natalya. Bad finish, but Mccool can work.
Next day is Raw, and damn if Cena didn't stiff the fuck out of Tarver. I Love this angle as Cena may come out of it with the respect he deserves. Shots of non plant fans ( kids ) crying tells me that this shit has some legs.
Sheamus destroyed Daniel Bryan, so I have no clue why they by proxy stated that Sheamus is two leagues ahead of The Miz who in the long term scheme of things should be the top heel???
Goldust is the mystery in the Maryse/Dibiase deal, and he's in love with the belt? For all the good that The Cena thing might do, this drops Ted even lower. I love Dustin, but he's too old, and more of a Finlay, Steve Regal type to help teach the young bucks, but not on fucking TV. House shows are fine, but program will suck, and Ted may be the next David Flair.
On to TNA which was actually better this week going live on 10/07! The Ric Flair vs Mick Foley ( considering the age of Flair and limitations of Foley ) was the most enjoyable match (for me) in quite a while. These two tore the FUCKING house down.
Next, the real Beautiful People got their gimmick back. Holy get the lube out batman!!! Velvet's outfit could not have complimented her better. This sparked a reason to show Micki James, as she's part of 10/10/10.
I think if James had a few drinks, I could nail her, as we both are into the same shit. Maybe someday we'll see if I can be her rat?
Abyss opened with a horribly acting Dixie handcuffed to him. She should have been crying and all kinds of shit. He is great. It's all about how they book him, but he's doing his best to run with the ball.
Sting, Pope, and a seemingly unhappy Nash had a deal with Bischoff, Pope & Joe. I have no clue where this is going, but I don't think there will be a payoff which is mindboggling.
Eric Young is REALLY entertaining. His team with legit bi-sexual Orlando Jordan is light years ahead of Santino & Kozlov. Young to me screamed mid carder, when he lead the Global Group months back, but as a guy who got dropped on his head too much, he may be a funnier player than Santino and that's heavy praise.
Ended with a Battle Royal, but I fell asleep. Again, I can't say enough about Flair vs Foley. This should have been on PPV if anyone knew that it would be this good.
TR
Anyway, segment by segment isn't gonna happen, as I'm going by memory.
Saw Hell In The Cell, and really loved it other than The Taker vs Kane deal. Paul Bearer actually "popped me," on the prior Smackdown, so I thought the two grizzled vets would produce. They did not! I don't know what the lighted urn, heel turn shit was supposed to look like, but it came across as High School gym shit.
Swagger vs Edge was solid. But The Mexican JBL Alberto Del Rios just bothers me. Not in a good way either. I'm guessing it's Dos Caras Jr. (?) as I don't read the sheets anymore, but he's flat as a fucking pancake. If it broadens their audience in hispanic countries, then cool. As far as American TV, he really is a channel changer at this point.
Miz, Morrison, and Bryan did well to open. Three totally different wrestlers, but all seem to genuinely love the business. Good to see Bryan go over clean. Kudos to Miz.
I remember Bryan had a shaved bald head, and appeared muscular. I wish he'd go back to that, as he's seriously got a charisma problem.
Orton vs Sheamus was good. Orton is over as hell, but less people watching, you have to look at who's on top.
The Highlight was the UNTHINKABLE! John Cena loses to Wade Barrett ( with help from Mike Rotundo & Curt Hennig's sons ) to be forced to join Nexus. I guess Otunga can move to Chicago. Very good booking.
I think the only thing I'm forgetting is Laycool in a no contest with Natalya. Bad finish, but Mccool can work.
Next day is Raw, and damn if Cena didn't stiff the fuck out of Tarver. I Love this angle as Cena may come out of it with the respect he deserves. Shots of non plant fans ( kids ) crying tells me that this shit has some legs.
Sheamus destroyed Daniel Bryan, so I have no clue why they by proxy stated that Sheamus is two leagues ahead of The Miz who in the long term scheme of things should be the top heel???
Goldust is the mystery in the Maryse/Dibiase deal, and he's in love with the belt? For all the good that The Cena thing might do, this drops Ted even lower. I love Dustin, but he's too old, and more of a Finlay, Steve Regal type to help teach the young bucks, but not on fucking TV. House shows are fine, but program will suck, and Ted may be the next David Flair.
On to TNA which was actually better this week going live on 10/07! The Ric Flair vs Mick Foley ( considering the age of Flair and limitations of Foley ) was the most enjoyable match (for me) in quite a while. These two tore the FUCKING house down.
Next, the real Beautiful People got their gimmick back. Holy get the lube out batman!!! Velvet's outfit could not have complimented her better. This sparked a reason to show Micki James, as she's part of 10/10/10.
I think if James had a few drinks, I could nail her, as we both are into the same shit. Maybe someday we'll see if I can be her rat?
Abyss opened with a horribly acting Dixie handcuffed to him. She should have been crying and all kinds of shit. He is great. It's all about how they book him, but he's doing his best to run with the ball.
Sting, Pope, and a seemingly unhappy Nash had a deal with Bischoff, Pope & Joe. I have no clue where this is going, but I don't think there will be a payoff which is mindboggling.
Eric Young is REALLY entertaining. His team with legit bi-sexual Orlando Jordan is light years ahead of Santino & Kozlov. Young to me screamed mid carder, when he lead the Global Group months back, but as a guy who got dropped on his head too much, he may be a funnier player than Santino and that's heavy praise.
Ended with a Battle Royal, but I fell asleep. Again, I can't say enough about Flair vs Foley. This should have been on PPV if anyone knew that it would be this good.
TR
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