I am as sick as I can ever remember??? Can't even sleep, and I want to work at The Historical Eastern State Penitentiary for my role as a dead janitor at Terror Behind The Walls. This is the most fun I've had at a job since working for The 76ers, just hope I feel better for Tuesday's Haunt.
RAW opens with Teddy Long! Teddy used to ref for Jim Crockett, and made a career in the business without ever being an active wrestler. Nice guy too. When I introduced him to my daughter, he asked her about school and shit that a normal guy would.
Anyway he bring down his team from The Smackdown show that nobody watches. He first gets in Michael Cole's face, and disconnects the gimmick computer commish...Team consists of Big Show (whose movie knucklehead looks funny, but i am high on nyquill) Edge, Dos Caras Jr. aka Alberto Del Rios who did shootfighting prior, but I think blows as the mexican JBL,Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger (fresh off Kidd Chris show appearance), Tyler Rex (good prospect who got repackaged), and Rey Mysterio.
Miz (The new Jericho apparently) comes out with Alex Riley, and does a shitty promo for him introducing his squad C.M.Punk (not blonde as I'd heard, but brown), John Morrison, Santino Marella, Returning powerhouse who can't work Ezekial Jackson, and Sheamus.
An all way brawl breaks out, and I'm typing this going, " What The Fuck Do I Watch These X-Box playing kids for? " Raw pulls out (coincidentally my way of safe sex) and Show challenges Miz.
You know what, WWE blows right now or I'm getting too old? I am deleting this garbage off my DVR.
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