Before I get into that, I saw the edition of Howard TV with DDP & Chuck Zito. I dig that Page is all positive and what not, but don't go on a national show and talk carny you fucking mark. You aren't at the Power Plant...Also, What a BADDDDD Idea,to have The Machete dude, Tank Abbott, Page, Zito, and ??? get a show similar to Bully Beatdown but as a five man Motorcycle Club? In my very small area in a philly burbs, there's two clubs that would KILL those five and everybody involved with the show. They are about 1,500 deep between them, and it aint Sons Of Anarchy, so stick with the Yoga cuz. You had a hot wife though, and a cool finish that you stole from Johnny Ace.
Now onto RAW. Stone Cold Steve Orton opens the show. I wonder if he's still the most popular human among gay guys, now that he's sleeved? When he's coming off injuries (and off HGH) he's skinny as shit, but always has huge quads? Anyway, he calls out Cena (what's this the Davis Arena in Louisville on a Wednesday Night?) who comes out and decides that he'll get fired, and come back under a hood as UVALDE SLIM! Nah, I'm so 30 years ago. They had a fun little deal with Orton, Cena & Barrett (who IS running with the ball he's been handed) who was backed by his crew. Rotundo & Windham's sister's son Husky Harris looks like he'd be fun to hang out with? I see whiskey, titty bars, and brawls with that kid. Not X-Box like the rest of the new bores.
Harts lose to Justin GAYbriel & Heath (I'm a disgrace to the wrestling name) Slater. I think I'd be a jackoff and sucker him if I saw him? I just hate to see a guy like that making money and getting a push. T.J. Wilson looks jacked up, and is a hell of a worker. Harry Smith (remember when he was gonna date Brooke on Hogan Knows Best?) is a monster without chemicals. It reminded me of Dynamite's book, when he said he ribbed a steroid curious Davey Boy, and injected his ass with milk, and Davey told him after how much the shit worked! Anyway, I don't know what they have planned, but I hope both Hart kids get a shot. I actually hope Teddy gets his head straight, as that kid is incredible to watch, but hear he's a dickhead? The only bad thing was a total indy spot where Harry got in position for Tyson Kidd to accidentally dive on him.
I like the way Gabriel sells the ribs after he does the John Kronus finish.
R-Truth had a skit with Cena, that was odd but revealed later.
Commercial pushed Cover Band Looking Singer Edge vs The Mexican JBL for Smackdown. That beaner would kill me, as he's a shooter, but damn he sucks.
Captain Lou Albino (who supposedly trained a bit at Monster factory in 2002, and I hear is strong as fuck in the gym) challenges Santino (lost his title as funniest wrestler to Eric Young) Marella. Santino sends Kozlov down to work Sheamus and it blew, but I strangely like that locked arm-headbutt move by Kozlov. I wanna do it to somebody's nose in real life. Anyway, Sheamus goes over, Santino shits, and Morrison makes the save.
R-Truth & Orton have a skit (Wow this is historical, an NWA/TNA champ is teaming with a WWE champ! Not quite as cool as if Billy Graham did it with Harley Race when I was a kid) and form a team to face Wade & I Love New York.
Pee Wee Herman, Mark Henry, and some divas played twister in the moment where I almost overdosed realizing I'm gonna be 41 and still watch this. It set up a Lita cameo. I guess she felt like fucking Edge and was in town?
Zach Ryder got squashed by Ahmed Johnson clone Ezekiel Jackson. That's one Big Mother Fucker I'd hate to be my "celly."
Pee Wee comes down (aka Paul Reubens who got caught in a jackoff theatre back in the day) and shakes all fans hands. Guarantee the perv had some DNA on those hands from a glory hole on Long Island pre show. As usual, Miz interrupts the celebrity (along with future star Alex Riley) and even though with Jericho gone, Miz is the best heel, I'm a little tired of people overusing the word "REALLY." Anyhow, Big Show is Pee Wee's cousin. ( Isn't he Smackdown, and also I can't recall a clean job he's done in ages) and wrestles Miz. Only logical finish was the DQ. I guess they are trying to push Show's movie Knucklehead on The A show?
Old celebrity hosts put over the company, as a subconscious push for Linda votes in Connecticut.
Otunga does a damn skit too! He's married to Jennifer Hudson, has a kid and all that, but if that aint a down-low brother that will be on Oprah in a few years, I don't know who is. He's effeminate as hell, and a TERRIBLE worker.
Dead Dibiase (a notch below David Flair in not filling dad's shoes) with Maryse (I'd really bang that Pat Patterson talking diva) take on Daniel Bryan Benoit. When they let Danielson go vs guys like Ziggler, Miz, and Ted you can see why he got the rep. He's good, just no charisma yet. Anyway, Dibiase has been reduced to breaking up Goldust's wedding on the internet show with Ox Baker, or whatever her name is? He and Cody beat HHH & HBK and he STILL can't get over???
Undertaker's old lady and Layla bash Neidharts daughter and they worked a pretty damn good match! Mccool is perfect, except she needs the fake cans to be top ten. Just my opinion, but Layla kinda sucks.
They show who I think was Freddy Prinze Jr.as a doctor and Vince in a coma. He puts over Linda's campaign in a comedy skit, with Blumenthal stuck to his ass. Some funny comments, then show Steph talking to the unseen HHH who said it was all a dream as dad is brain dead.
Then they had the tag match with Cena as ref. I never watch the finish, as my dvr goes out, and I'm either watching Monday Night Football or World Series. I already busted on the five people involved, so who cares. That's a rap, rasslin fans.
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