Catch up!

Run on sentence details of insanity...Drank Thursday on Mike Stern ( he always looks out ) called every ex girl late, typical garbage...Wanted to sing some tunes Friday, Chachi & I went to Central park. Pete C was hoarse, so stayed home. Saw Richie & Michael Loro, plus MMA fighter Steve Mccabe. Did Not Drink, opted to chat with buddy Chachi & longtime friend Sandra C...Went home and thought of all great jokes for Saturday's Roast of Ed Mcgonigal & John Kensil...Called Rainey & Mezz when I woke up, Kensil got me on before Philly's wealthiest comic Joe Conklin ( who made me feel better about my terrible self esteem ) and before he started stated he loved my closing joke! Best part of the roast was Mike Rainey. Period. He DESTROYED. Proud he's a friend...Chris Morganti, Legendary Wid, Chip Chantry, Roger Weaver, Andy Nolan, Dennis Horan, and many others were incredible, and John & Ed closed the show really well. I was self hating, because I didn't destroy, but got great advice from Mezz, Rainey, Josh Bennet, Julie Smith most of the mentioned and the only other ex Septa comedy guy Mike Clemens. I lost the art of having fun on stage as the things I wrote were 90% top notch...Mezz & I went to T. gators, met up with Big Tommy, and after I thought I squashed my incident from weeks ago, stuff was brought up, tried to clear up with Chuck at Clifton Inn, and he wouldn't let us in...Got re-instated with a bunch of apologies at Columbus Club, and Mezz and some nutty chick exchanged words? Here we go again. I apologized for what I don't know (?) and the broad tells me her husband will kick all our asses??? Yes my ego, overrode my common sense, and I took personal that her husband would kill the three of us who's combined weight is about 850 lbs and Mezz is a black belt...Tommy left, Mezz & I followed, and talked and out storms the 90lb fireball. Her husband pulls up and pulls a knife with a cop watching ( thanks officer ) I let him know to put it away as it'd be the worst move of his life and he understood, but his wife slapped the fuck out of Mezz & I in the lot! I don't hit women, but Mezz and I should be enshrined for not curbstomping her and her husband...Be back to funny and good tomorrow, but decided to say to hell with this booze shit, and hit two AA meetings tonight with my old sponsor and a nice calm Denny's meal with Amanda who's a girl friend, who was a girlfriend. I don't know what we are now but I sure appreciated the company and the ear to listen to my bullshit. And I thank Danny Ozark for offering me to call him and discuss real life shit. Rainey & Mezz got my back too, no matter what I do.

TR