Before I start, there were lady wrestlers and personalities over the years such as Penny Banner, Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Sherri Martel, Missy Hyatt, Sunny, Trish Stratus and many more who were and in some cases still are extremely talented, but this era is all about eye candy in WWE, so I review this stuff as it's presented.
They bring out the short haired C.M. Punk to replace Michael Cole. Punk clearly needs his hair to seem like a "star."
They announce the rookies ( I thought there was eight? ) Kaitlyn ( nice thick legs ), Maxine ( Does a good promo, but has every friggin ethnicity and is unattractive through these eyes. ), Oxanna (sp?) who I loathe, A.J. ( who seems to pattern herself after Mickie James, without implants ), Naomi ( who will win, and has my jungle fever coming back ), and Jamie ( who looks like a female Paul Orndorff ) and they hit the ring.
Vickie Guerrerro does the heat magnet, " Excuse Me, " gimmick, and gets what I think is what was labeled X-Pac heat. I'd have to see the numbers, but I see no reason for her to be employed. I assume Vince is taking care of her, due to the untimely passing of her incredible husband Eddie? Lay-Cool joins her to smarten up Kaitlyn, and bury the Bellas, which prompts the incredibly pretty Kelly Kelly to make a six woman challenge. Punk was burying the show the whole time, which I guess is the plan???
They play fucking musical chairs ( yes Punk & Cole this is bad ) and A.J wins, but Naomi's big ass knocks her out of the seat. Just silly, and reminded me of the ornery black kids butting in front of the timid whitey's at Chuckey Cheeze.
They show a jacked up Oxanna ( who's Lithuanian ) and I'm sickened by her! She's with Arnold Swarzenegger in the video. Goldust comes in, and they do an angle where she's going to get deported. Guess Dustin is over Terri Runnels? Anyway, my mother-in-law ( sorta ) is Lithuanian, my ex is half Lithuanian, my daughter is a piece Lithuanian, and some blonde I wanted to bang at an old job is, but I hate Oxanna for some reason?
Punk was not in character and in no way a heel other than burying the show.
Alicia Fox's music plays and she comes out in a dress with Maxine. I like Alicia. Then Primo comes out with A.J. They said last week A.J. was homeless at one time? She's got a hell of a lower body, for a street broad, but needs the fake wagons to be a true diva. I think A.J. wins, but this show really sucks so bad that I forget.
Michael Cole comes out as a full fledged heel, and calls his fans, " The Cole Miners." He returns to his chair and embraces Punk, and kinda shuns Josh Matthews. I'm thinking Raw GM again.
Matt Stryker announcess a promo contest and everyone sucks, and A.J. wins. By default I guess, as only She and Maxine stayed on topic.
The 6 woman main event was next, and Naomi ( kinda like a bangable Kofi Kingston ) hung with Mccool which at least showed she's the best worker. Naomi pinned Kaitlyn for the finish, then Vickie & Laycool laid her out. I guess they are gonna keep all these gals, but Naomi is the only one that can work, and Maxine is the only one who can talk.
I could make this a watchable show, if given the chance. WWE writers apparently can not.
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