Fantasy Preview by ME!

I am involved in both a heated Baseball matchup and invested in Week One of Football!

Firstly, the baseball is made up of mostly Philly comics, and I payed enough attention to squeek into the playoffs! Godson Nick Philips drafted my team, as I was stocking shelves at a supermarket, so I owe him for the good squad.

Anyway, i made some moves and it's tied going in to tommorrow. I fucking need Jeter, Posada, Ryan Howard, Polanco, Oswalt, Marlon Byrd, Figgins, Tori Hunter, and some other motherfuckers to do good? I also need to get two saves by either Pappelbon, Wagner or Brandon Lyon. I have to sit Lyon and go with the best team guys. I really want to win, because I'm really paying attention. Plus If I'm not funnier than these assholes, I wanna be better than them at Fantasy Baseball for Christ Sake's. Go team.

I also am gonna try to pay close attention to my Football Squad that features the "alleged " next Barry Sanders named Chris Johnson, along with Tom Brady, Matt Forte or CJ Spiller ( gametime decision ) and Dallas Clark, Wes Welker, and Brandon Marshall. I already used Ryan Longwell who got me a fucking three, and Jonathon Vilma who did have an INT! I also am starting Julius Peppers, and Eric Weddle. God knows the fucking scoring, as it's a Jammie Ward league, and all I know is when the season is over your ass is bleeding and you are broke??? My bench will feature Jake Dellhome, Dez Bryant, Braylon Edwards, and Santonio Holmes. I actually expect to win every week if I stay injury free.

I quit gambling ( besides Fantasy shit ) but I would put the HOUSE on Green Bay tommorrow. I don't see The Eagles coming within ten, much less three, but we'll see.

Too late to give a league wide overview, but if you can get a yearly bet in, take the under in Eagles wins. They suck.

TR