My awesome daughter slept over which is great, but my insomnia heightens when another body is in bed with me! Only had two to three hours sleep.
Met my buddy for a loan, and I was super rich for the day.
Anyway, Joe ( the other Piss Boy from the 80's ) Lilly took Chris Mezzaroba, Chris Kraiza and Myself to the Eagles game. They picked me up at Penny's restaurant here I had breakfast with Mom, and the more beautiful by the day daughter Mary of mine. Oh boy, I'm in trouble.
We had a really nice time during the pregame tailgate reminiscing and drinking some beers. Hard to fathom we are all father's and 40? Where does the time go?
Enter the game, and a chick in her twenties started flirting with Chris K & I ??? She said she was in General Admission, so I acted as if the 6th row tickets were mine and offerred to meet her at halftime and she could sit with me. Chris discouraged this as he's married, but damn I goit Cialis! I forgot about it by halftime anyway.
To be honest, I'm not a big fan of this years Eagle's team, and begged my boys to let me bet on The Packers (which was a winner) but they showed why they are real friends and talked me out of it, as they know I'd be betting every week.
While sitting, I saw NBA's top ref Joey Crawford sitting behind us! When I was younger ( like 1989 ) I used to drive him to the airport from the hotel I worked at, and we had some fun conversations. I used to tell him how I was involved in Indy Wrestling and he used to call me " Hulkster." He obviously didn't recognize me as I was about 120 lbs smaller without tattoos, but once I reminded him he was super cool. I grabbed a photo with him.
I also saw old neighbor Michael Hoffman in front of us, and caught up with him as well, and started a ridiculous alcohol fueled conversation with a young dude and his hot girl next to us, while observing Mezz as he was vocal and wearing his New Orleans Saints outfit.
Michael " dog killer " Vick who's a scum in my view personally is way better than Kevin Kolb and made the game competitive. I could care less, i was just enjoying looking at The Cheerleaders.
We then went to Chickie & Pete's where I was warned 4 times to not turn my hat backward! Which is wierd, because I never wear it that way, and I'm a bouncer too. Still can't figure why I kept doing that, but it was subconscious?
In rolled former Eagle Hugh Douglass & Tre Thomas! I got a picture with Hugh which was cool. One thing that impressed me was his handshake almost broke my hand, and while posing with him, he felt like he was made of concrete. Definitely would not want to piss that dude off.
Kraiza saw I was getting too drunk, so he left, and we hit a strip joint. I ( of course ) liked the black chicks. They got me a lap dance, but she offerred a masssage, so I took that. It's been awhile, so it was needed. I saw my old friend Gail (Gi Gi ) who now bartends there. She used to dance, and was supposed to go to one of my singing gigs, but the stars never aligned. Oh well, she's still hot for 40.
By then everybody was ready for home, but I had to go to Tailgators and hit on Val, to a point where I annoyed the fuck out of her. She's 25, and looks like Pam Anderson. I just can't accept that the young ones, don't want to bang a 40 year old when I'm impaired. She's a cool gal though, and I'm sure she knew I was over the limit.
I've been saying it, but this was one of my last hurrah's as I need to quit the drinking & gambling and put my life back together.
TR
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